All I have to say, is that I am completely and truly in love with Mr. Thomas Cruise.... and that if he doesn't write an update soon, about how much he loves me and why, there will be hell to pay as soon as he sees his enchanting girlfriend again ;)
And the same goes for Mr. Bradley Pitt, what kind of weekend fuck buddy doesn't have at least one update proclaiming their love of the fuckee? ;)
Boys, Boys, Boys... i'm hurt the time for the updates hasn't came yet.
Oh, and on the other hand, I think everyone should know that Britney Spears owns me.